Tuesday, 30 July 2013

Jesus Was A Queue Jumping Refugee

Ladies and Gentlemen after Jesus was born his family became a band of queue jumping refugees. They did not stay in their homeland and fight against those who had overtaken it, they did not return to the land they had been reassigned to. No, instead they took upon themselves not to line up and ask the relevant authorities if they could go somewhere else instead they barged into a country who had historically been their religious enemy.  

So ladies and gentlemen, if you hear of someone coming to our country, someone who has not got permission to be here someone who's faith you've been told is antithetical to the Australian way of life you might be able to greet them and say "hey, your just like Jesus"

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